ok I gotta do another wild animal story coz the News-Press did one and I missed it..and of course it involved Scott Steepleweighs-a-ton and #69, Julia Di Sieno...but wait.. first some guy wrote in to the NP Sunday that he spent thousands of dollars on vet bills to save his dog and he'd do it again coz he loves his dog, even though the dog was sick and would have been better off dead..some folks have separation anxiety so severe that can't let their pets go..(except on my lawn!!).. I trace this odd behavior back to an over-protected childhood or too much alcohol or something...
ok, so back to Julia who is so cuckoo I get a straight one just thinking about her..but that's my problem..so it's another mountain lion story..more wild pussy than I know
what to do with...remember the first one when she found two cubs and rescued the fuck outta them..scared the bejesus outta them..well, she should have left them alone but she can't..that's the crazy part of her brain telling her if she sees an animal that is minding its own business to rescue it..see this turkey vulture..it's rare that they perch on a fence by the highway, they usually find a tree or soar high above, but there he was...now, I could have done a number of things.. I could have simply admired this beautiful scavenger who keeps carrion off the roads, or I could have freaked and shot it, or I could have called the Animal Rescue Team and asked #69 what I should do (to her)...I opted to take a few pictures and let the flying beast alone because I understand Nature..I get her...she vants to be left alone most of the time. But people keep trying to interfere and fiddle with the order of things...now, should the SLO cops have shot and killed the big cat, did the cops over-react?? no...not in the cops world..they are sworn to "Protect and Serve"..people not mountain lions.
So you see Julia, you may want to hold a seminar for the cops to teach them non-lethal ways to deal with mountian lions in town, but they will always shoot to kill if there's a public danger...geez sometimes #69 sounds like a third grader that I gotta teach the facts of life to! who am I...her daddy??so what is Julia getting worked up about? Why didn't she mention all the killing on the Channel Islands? does she know her benefactor #86 Wendy supported the killing by giving her divorce money to the Center for Bio-fucking-logical Diversity? If I mention it to Jules will she say I'm annoying and laugh and hug me..hey, I just thought of something dirty... again!
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