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Rob Lowe lives in Montecito....his address is Pic..achoooo...God Bless You Lane... (upper village) Kenny Loggins and Michael Douglas live up here, too..Robby also has a dive on Padaro Lane...GODAMMIT..YOU PRINTED A CELEBRITY'S ADDRESS..THAT'S AGAINST POLICY!! YOU'RE FIRED!!
Rob is an actor and starred in a bunch of brat pack movies; it's rumored he starred in a some porno films under the name of Ron Blowe, but that's just a rumor! Well, he was a randy dude in his younger years having videotaped a sex session with an under-aged girl..I think they call that child molestation or something...but Rob got off scot free claiming he thought she was older...Roman Polanski could learn a thing or two from Rob! I liked the theme from St. Elmo's Fire!!
anyway, he turned his life around, groped a few nannies with pal Arnold, somehow got cozy with Wendy McCuckoo, the Newz-Press owner who, on Rob's behalf, fired most of her staff because Rob complained about a story they did on him!!
Well, here's another story in Architectural InDigestion about Rob's home life...there's all sorts of amazing stuff about Rob and wife Sheryl and their interests and loves and big home...exactly the thing he complained about to Wendy a few years back! alas...
it's a very nice house with all the perks that money can buy, except the homey atmosphere..that part Rob will have to find elsewhere....you see, Rob wants a home that is filled with joy, music and laughter, but he looks so sad..so sad
Sheryl loves beautiful things and is definitely a collector," says designer David Phoenix. "She has a very clean vision." An English dog painting is set over the living room fireplace, while a photograph by Lyndie Benson is above the Dutch secretary. Stark sisal rug. Sheryl and Rob are today's Wonder Couple... may they live in peace and prosperity for all their days (and rent a room to Randy and Evi)...