mack the knife...

oh the shark bites, with its teeth, dear....
Good God Almighty..I have accepted Christ as my savior..but just for today
apparently, Dr. Laura thinks the Landshark boatmobile of Santa Barbara is coming to get her! at least that's what her new book is titled:Survive a Shark Attack on Land...the quack used the death of a college student to promote her new book on her website: I am unbelievably furious! I have a new book coming out in January, entitled "Surviving Shark Attacks on Land." It has to do with betrayal and revenge. 18 year old Tyler Clementi didn’t survive his recent shark attack on land. He killed himself by jumping off the George Washington Bridge in New York. He posted a goodbye on his Facebook page just eight minutes before he ended his life.
The media has made a fuss over this story because he was gay. That is not the story. The story is that he was betrayed in the most disgusting and egregious way by his own roommate and the roommate’s girlfriend. They sneaked a camera into the dorm room and secretly taped Tyler Clementi having sex. They callously "shared" (as it’s lovingly called) this tape with the Internet universe on the roommate’s network of "friends" (as they’re lovingly called).
blah blah blah...man oh man Dr. Laura you never learn..but I'm gonna buy her book and see if she mentions me because I dig sharks!!
　
Do not be deceived by false prophets
then we see God's wrath unleashed on Teabagger crybaby Glenn Beck...Beck is having a bunch of medical issues (gee, I wonder if it's related to all his drug and alcohol abuse in the past??)...something is wrong with his eyes (the sun will be darkened), voice, hands and brain so he's going "out west" to socialist California for treatment....maybe his conscience is starting to emerge about all the lies and myths he tells on his radio and TV shows...and I'm certain all the God -fearing folks who follow him will pray..weep...weep... for..boohoo... him..
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Mark 13:21 At that time if anyone says to you, `Look, here is the Christ!' or, `Look, there he is!' do not believe it. 22 For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and miracles to deceive the elect --if that were possible. 23 So be on your guard; I have told you everything ahead of time. 24"But in those days, following that distress, "`the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; 25 the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.' 26"At that time men will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. 27 And he will send his angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the heavens.
and Meg Whitman: Do not degrade your daughter by making her a prostitute, or the land will turn to prostitution and be filled with wickedness.
and Christine O'Donnell: Exod. 22:18 "Do not allow a sorceress to live. 19"Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death. 20"Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the LORD must be destroyed.
and you stargazers: Anyone worshipping the sun, moon or stars is to be put to death
Deut. 17:2 If a man or woman living among you in one of the towns the LORD gives you is found doing evil in the eyes of the LORD your God in violation of his covenant, 3 and contrary to my command has worshiped other gods, bowing down to them or to the sun or the moon or the stars of the sky, 4 and this has been brought to your attention, then you must investigate it thoroughly. If it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, 5 take the man or woman who has done this evil deed to your city gate and stone that person to death. (ie,VOTE YES ON PROP 19) 6 On the testimony of two or three witnesses a man shall be put to death, but no one shall be put to death on the testimony of only one witness. 7 The hands of the witnesses must be the first in putting him to death, and then the hands of all the people. You must purge the evil from among you.
and whatever God says, goes...