speaking of hacks...
gone are the days when the News-Press had some pull with locals ampersand got a few election outcomes right..or most of their endorsements won...but lately, with Wendy's ownership, most of their pet candidates lose...why? how can these people be so out of touch? I don't know..wait maybe I do..their readership.....remember? the middle aged ladies who make over 100 grand per year and have no kids...VAMPIRES! have you seen Wendy walk down the street during the witch trials..her shoes never touched the sidewalk, it seemed..that a sign she's a 
vampire..I'm serious! ever see her eyes? and the hair..what's that about..it's about vampires, that's what and I would like to extend an olive branch to the News-Press and help them find new uses for their blood sucking publication...how about
a little dress for Buddha...
or a roll of TP for your butt..
or roll it up to make a sharp paper knife and distribute to the prisoners to regulate jail population..
a spitoon (that's what I use it for!!)
a fly swatter!
a tray to capture the blood when you sacrifice someone..
a punching bag..
a sewer line...
these are a few of my favorite things!
a little dress for Buddha...or a roll of TP for your butt..
or roll it up to make a sharp paper knife and distribute to the prisoners to regulate jail population..
a spitoon (that's what I use it for!!)
a fly swatter!
a tray to capture the blood when you sacrifice someone..
a punching bag..
a sewer line...
these are a few of my favorite things!
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