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he offices of El Mexicano de Santa Barbara magazine which is owned by local socialite/sociopath Wendy McCawe sic were raided today by the Santa Barbara Police Dept..on a tip by a caller from Arizona, the cops, in full Fiesta garb, busted down the doors and confiscated two Chevy vans, some computers and arrested five Latinos and two fine Latinas, who kept shouting at the cops..si su puedes!! si su puedes!! the cops shouted back no you can't, you little wetbacks!! The cops also seized some drugs, like Excedrin, which backs up claims by Arizona Gov Jan Brewer that most illegals are drug smugglers!
Gina Perry, wife of ex-el Presidente of Fiesta Roger Perry,
chimed in like a little girl: they carry diseases, too..hee hee!
when contacted for a comment, Mrs. McCawe sic who lives in Hope Ranch and also owns the News-Press said she didn't know Mexicans were working at her Mexican paper, which protects her from prosecution..Nipper, her parasitic boyfriend, suggested a proper wine with dinner tonight! thanks Nipper! The illegal beaners will be shipped back to Mexico and a life of poverty and ignorance...pobrecitos...
in other news, the Santa Barbara Police, with cooperation from Immigration and Naturalization Service, have been placing signs in strategic areas like Hope Ranch and Montecito where a large number
of Mexican gardeners are suspected of hiding out...you need to be proactive now says the INS because these gardeners are planting non-native species and that's not good...we won't prosecute the homeowners who hire these coyotes, but will use a point system for each one dropped...they came here illegally, why not get rid of them illegally? Next, we'll target the hotels and restaurants downtown and ..well..I guess the guests will have to make their own beds from now on....
he offices of El Mexicano de Santa Barbara magazine which is owned by local socialite/sociopath Wendy McCawe sic were raided today by the Santa Barbara Police Dept..on a tip by a caller from Arizona, the cops, in full Fiesta garb, busted down the doors and confiscated two Chevy vans, some computers and arrested five Latinos and two fine Latinas, who kept shouting at the cops..si su puedes!! si su puedes!! the cops shouted back no you can't, you little wetbacks!! The cops also seized some drugs, like Excedrin, which backs up claims by Arizona Gov Jan Brewer that most illegals are drug smugglers!Gina Perry, wife of ex-el Presidente of Fiesta Roger Perry,
chimed in like a little girl: they carry diseases, too..hee hee!when contacted for a comment, Mrs. McCawe sic who lives in Hope Ranch and also owns the News-Press said she didn't know Mexicans were working at her Mexican paper, which protects her from prosecution..Nipper, her parasitic boyfriend, suggested a proper wine with dinner tonight! thanks Nipper! The illegal beaners will be shipped back to Mexico and a life of poverty and ignorance...pobrecitos...
in other news, the Santa Barbara Police, with cooperation from Immigration and Naturalization Service, have been placing signs in strategic areas like Hope Ranch and Montecito where a large number
of Mexican gardeners are suspected of hiding out...you need to be proactive now says the INS because these gardeners are planting non-native species and that's not good...we won't prosecute the homeowners who hire these coyotes, but will use a point system for each one dropped...they came here illegally, why not get rid of them illegally? Next, we'll target the hotels and restaurants downtown and ..well..I guess the guests will have to make their own beds from now on....
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