I drive a Chevy truck so maybe I'll get elected..a man of the people, but no BMW for me...no Mercedes, no Mazda no Nissan and no Toyota..Chevy... got it? All you Tea Party patriot bozos
worried about socialism..well, I've seen you driving around in Toyotas and now Toyotas are being recalled by the millions..do you know why? It's not anything mechanical as some would have you believe. The reason is there are hidden messages in the Toyota seats..have you ever seen a seat cover in a Toyota? Little squiggly lines and dots and dashes designed to convey a subliminal coded message to the driver that the America gov't is out to get you! But upon futher investigation by Toyota, the message really reads: " Tea Baggers: slanty eyes don't mean slanty pussies" or something to that effect and that does not go well with the family values folks at Toyota and the heartland. So get a clue and buy a Ford!Spy Game..
there's a striking resemblance to twenty-something but now dead Timothy McVeigh, the American terrorist who bombed a gov't
building in Oklahoma and James O'Keefe, the guy who tried to prove Acorn is a place where hoes and pimps can get some good business advice...now, both these guys are right wingers to the max and so skinny their pants barely stay up..so I'm thinking that they got to be the way they are by not eating 
right...when you're young you should eat hamburgers and fries and milkshakes coz you never know where or when the next meal will come.... McVeigh was convinced he acted to defend the Constitution, for he saw himself as crusader, warrior avenger and hero....a harbinger of future Tea Baggers? or Fox News bobble heads? You betcha!!O' Keefe was busted for trying to spy on Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu by alleging a plot to tamper with phones in her office in the Hale Boggs Federal Building in downtown New Orleans..
the issue is these guys are oddballs
, instead of trying to please mommy and daddy, dressing up like pimps and acting like little punks, they should be out trying to get some hoohah, bajingo, some fuzzy wuzzy or bikini bizkit..geez guys there's all types and sizes and designs...and Christian Conservative self manipulator Carrie Prejean is a perfect example..she doesn't care about ACORN, she cares about sex!!if O'keefe wasn't such a nitwit, he could have hooked up with Carrie and she would have made a man out him instead of a skinny white guy with a Nixon fetish....
America is being invaded alright...by a bunch of little jerkoffs...
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