Had a talk, had a talk,
Her feet took up the whole sidewalk
And left no room for me.
what is it about Santa Barbara that attracts such crazy bitches? if they are not in church, they're writing newspaper columns, if they're not writing newspaper columns, they're riding Harley trikes, if they're not riding Harley trikes, they're semi-naked down on all fours on the beach, barking like a dog..I mean, it's getting to
the point where I'm no fun anymore, I am sorry.
Some of the crazies that have passed thru the front gate are this week's winner Gina Perry, Dr. Laura, Travis Armstrong, Wendy McCuckoo, Tammy Bruce, Ann "whinny, neigh, snort" Colter..some have stayed, some have moved on and some will be back..there's an attraction, but what is it? the harbor, the colleges, the weather, the Spanish prisoners, the shopping, the money, the food, the sewage treatment plant..I don't rightly know, but something is drawing them here and then driving them crazy! Don't tell me for an instant that these women aren't crazy, because I got proof: where else in the world would a woman, after having been busted for cheating at a yacht race and exhibiting a lifelong penchant for dishonesty, don a Grinch suit, ride a Harley trike and parade herself in front of the whole town??
and where else would a woman, having the honor of being the wife of the 2006 Fiesta El Presidente, be so impressed by the Montecito Hope Ranch Republican Women’s Club Fiesta Garden Party. Gina remembers: "It looked like a movie set as we drove into Casa del Sueno’s long drive with stately palms on either side and then strolled onto the lush lawn set with colorful tables, piñatas and Mexican paper flowers. I promised the ladies then and there if ever a black man were to become El Presidente, I'd put a bounty on his head!"
and Wendy McCuckoo.."chickens are smarter than people", that philosophy has guided her thru her privileged life of ease and self-centeredness..she has teamed with #69 to save all animal from death..they want to rescue prey from predators, gather all animals and place them on an ark and sail away..and that is one crazy ass philosophy...most of these gals are too far gone but a few would benefit from an hour or two with me, Mick, to clear their heads...or at least clear the bounty off their heads...
what is it about Santa Barbara that attracts such crazy bitches? if they are not in church, they're writing newspaper columns, if they're not writing newspaper columns, they're riding Harley trikes, if they're not riding Harley trikes, they're semi-naked down on all fours on the beach, barking like a dog..I mean, it's getting to
the point where I'm no fun anymore, I am sorry.Some of the crazies that have passed thru the front gate are this week's winner Gina Perry, Dr. Laura, Travis Armstrong, Wendy McCuckoo, Tammy Bruce, Ann "whinny, neigh, snort" Colter..some have stayed, some have moved on and some will be back..there's an attraction, but what is it? the harbor, the colleges, the weather, the Spanish prisoners, the shopping, the money, the food, the sewage treatment plant..I don't rightly know, but something is drawing them here and then driving them crazy! Don't tell me for an instant that these women aren't crazy, because I got proof: where else in the world would a woman, after having been busted for cheating at a yacht race and exhibiting a lifelong penchant for dishonesty, don a Grinch suit, ride a Harley trike and parade herself in front of the whole town??
and where else would a woman, having the honor of being the wife of the 2006 Fiesta El Presidente, be so impressed by the Montecito Hope Ranch Republican Women’s Club Fiesta Garden Party. Gina remembers: "It looked like a movie set as we drove into Casa del Sueno’s long drive with stately palms on either side and then strolled onto the lush lawn set with colorful tables, piñatas and Mexican paper flowers. I promised the ladies then and there if ever a black man were to become El Presidente, I'd put a bounty on his head!"
and Wendy McCuckoo.."chickens are smarter than people", that philosophy has guided her thru her privileged life of ease and self-centeredness..she has teamed with #69 to save all animal from death..they want to rescue prey from predators, gather all animals and place them on an ark and sail away..and that is one crazy ass philosophy...most of these gals are too far gone but a few would benefit from an hour or two with me, Mick, to clear their heads...or at least clear the bounty off their heads...
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