so I'm eating dinner and some girl named Jessica calls from American Research and she wants to ask me a few questions..in the middle of dinner! So I interrupted her and asked how many times a week she plays with herself! and ya know what..she hung up!
now back to our story... dedicated to my friend Spooky
imagine being a feral ie wild cat and living in a little cat
colony on San Nicolas Island since the 1950s, just minding your own bidness when all of a sudden some biologist slut named Annie Little and all her little slut buddies from the US Wildlife Service decide they don't want you there anymore because you are upsetting her upscale new owners!
Invasive species hysteria rampant...
US Wildlife biologists and the Parks Service spent 3 million dollars to get rid of a colony of cats on San Nicolas Island. Now, if people can't see the insanity of this exercise, then I haven't done my job. Ok, here's the scoop: a colony of cats has been on the island since the 1950s. Recently, the island biologists have determined non-native species are not welcome on the islands because they eat native species. They go about removing plants and animals deemed demonic. In the process, they kill numerous native species, collateral damage. In the cats' case, the Humane Society joined in and approved leg traps as a means of capture. They caught cats and also killed some foxes..whoops, more collateral damage. The person responsible for this idiocy is U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) biologist slut Annie Little. She thinks that removing 54 cats will help the native communities thrive...this little cat colony is going to wipe out native species on San Nicolas Island? These people have a blank check to cleanse certain species from the islands and look at the results of the San Nicolas cat cleansing, from the VC STAR: Annie Little, a Fish & Wildlife biologist who oversaw the project, said catching the cats on the 11,000-acre island was a challenge.
As many as 200 padded leg traps scented with cat nip were placed around the island and remote sensors let biologists know when something was caught so they could remove it immediately. As it turned out, a lot of the island foxes liked cat nip, too.
Foxes were caught 949 times between June and November. A special tag was embedded in the 441 foxes that were captured for later studies and they were set free.
Dogs were used to help find where the cats frequent. One dog attacked and killed a fox when it jumped in front if it, Little said.
"It was an unfortunate incident and not one we expected," Little said.
Two other foxes died after they were exposed to the elements for too long.
this is crazy! the cats weren't a threat to anybody except the nutty biologists who think anything goes to "save" native species! Nature does not work that way!! but now these folks are gonna see how I work...
now back to our story... dedicated to my friend Spooky
imagine being a feral ie wild cat and living in a little cat
colony on San Nicolas Island since the 1950s, just minding your own bidness when all of a sudden some biologist slut named Annie Little and all her little slut buddies from the US Wildlife Service decide they don't want you there anymore because you are upsetting her upscale new owners!Invasive species hysteria rampant...
US Wildlife biologists and the Parks Service spent 3 million dollars to get rid of a colony of cats on San Nicolas Island. Now, if people can't see the insanity of this exercise, then I haven't done my job. Ok, here's the scoop: a colony of cats has been on the island since the 1950s. Recently, the island biologists have determined non-native species are not welcome on the islands because they eat native species. They go about removing plants and animals deemed demonic. In the process, they kill numerous native species, collateral damage. In the cats' case, the Humane Society joined in and approved leg traps as a means of capture. They caught cats and also killed some foxes..whoops, more collateral damage. The person responsible for this idiocy is U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) biologist slut Annie Little. She thinks that removing 54 cats will help the native communities thrive...this little cat colony is going to wipe out native species on San Nicolas Island? These people have a blank check to cleanse certain species from the islands and look at the results of the San Nicolas cat cleansing, from the VC STAR: Annie Little, a Fish & Wildlife biologist who oversaw the project, said catching the cats on the 11,000-acre island was a challenge.
As many as 200 padded leg traps scented with cat nip were placed around the island and remote sensors let biologists know when something was caught so they could remove it immediately. As it turned out, a lot of the island foxes liked cat nip, too.
Foxes were caught 949 times between June and November. A special tag was embedded in the 441 foxes that were captured for later studies and they were set free.
Dogs were used to help find where the cats frequent. One dog attacked and killed a fox when it jumped in front if it, Little said.
"It was an unfortunate incident and not one we expected," Little said.
Two other foxes died after they were exposed to the elements for too long.
this is crazy! the cats weren't a threat to anybody except the nutty biologists who think anything goes to "save" native species! Nature does not work that way!! but now these folks are gonna see how I work...
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