"An incomplete task leaves a trace which is unstable, comparable to a non-closed figure. Such figures possess, as we know, a tendency towards closure, and we find that this tendency is also a characteristic of the trace of an incomplete act."
I will never shop at Whole Foods...never never never!! As a matter of fact, I wish Whole Foods would close..seek closure...their whole (ha hah) philosophy is abhorrent to me..and sooo phony! phony phony phony..a bunch of muppie hipster dogsters wuffies selling junk at high prices and labeling everything organic..you know what organic means? NOTHING!! It's a phrase we kids used to use to say something was groovy..or mellow..they could have called it Mellow Foods and charged $15 for a banana!! ok, so some folks say organic means no pesticides but that's bull because the air that you breath is already 50% pesticide thanks to all the native-only restorations going on around California...SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY so you can't BREATH without coughing..organic...yeah right...
Tea Party...
The grocery store chain known for its wide array of wholesome and organic foods sells kombucha teas, which it notes in a blog posting is "revered for its ability to promote good health and has helped millions of people with its excellent detoxifying, metabolic balancing and immune-enhancing qualities." well, they pulled this tea off the shelves due to its high alcohol content! Hey man, this tea makes me high and I feel more organic and balanced...ie, I'm drunk right now baby!!! The tea needs to be labeled as an alcoholic beverage which now it is not.....
here's how they marketed it...
I will never shop at Whole Foods...never never never!! As a matter of fact, I wish Whole Foods would close..seek closure...their whole (ha hah) philosophy is abhorrent to me..and sooo phony! phony phony phony..a bunch of muppie hipster dogsters wuffies selling junk at high prices and labeling everything organic..you know what organic means? NOTHING!! It's a phrase we kids used to use to say something was groovy..or mellow..they could have called it Mellow Foods and charged $15 for a banana!! ok, so some folks say organic means no pesticides but that's bull because the air that you breath is already 50% pesticide thanks to all the native-only restorations going on around California...SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY so you can't BREATH without coughing..organic...yeah right...Tea Party...
The grocery store chain known for its wide array of wholesome and organic foods sells kombucha teas, which it notes in a blog posting is "revered for its ability to promote good health and has helped millions of people with its excellent detoxifying, metabolic balancing and immune-enhancing qualities." well, they pulled this tea off the shelves due to its high alcohol content! Hey man, this tea makes me high and I feel more organic and balanced...ie, I'm drunk right now baby!!! The tea needs to be labeled as an alcoholic beverage which now it is not.....
here's how they marketed it...
What the heck is a Kombucha and does it hurt?
For over 2000 years, kombucha has been revered for its ability to promote good health and has helped millions of people with its excellent detoxifying, metabolic balancing and immune enhancing qualities.
For the uninitiated, kombucha tea is a sweet tea currently being hailed as The Next Big Thing. Admittedly at first blush, kombuchca might sound a little scary. But really, it’s no more frightful than when yogurt first reared its head in heath stores across America in the 1970s.
So we’re proud to announce that our new Whole Foods Market store on Park Lane will feature Austin-made kombucha on tap! Be sure to sip a sample for yourself, we’ll offer three unique flavors, you may just find you’re a kombucha convert!
so there you have it..we got alcoholic tea, alcoholic lemonade, beer fests at the zoo, tequila parties at the Museum of Natural History..what next..are they gonna put alcohol in my milk? I can't drink a glass of milk without getting a buzz now? are they gonna add booze to the water supply, too? where does it stop?? shoppers? I want answers!!!
For over 2000 years, kombucha has been revered for its ability to promote good health and has helped millions of people with its excellent detoxifying, metabolic balancing and immune enhancing qualities.
For the uninitiated, kombucha tea is a sweet tea currently being hailed as The Next Big Thing. Admittedly at first blush, kombuchca might sound a little scary. But really, it’s no more frightful than when yogurt first reared its head in heath stores across America in the 1970s.
So we’re proud to announce that our new Whole Foods Market store on Park Lane will feature Austin-made kombucha on tap! Be sure to sip a sample for yourself, we’ll offer three unique flavors, you may just find you’re a kombucha convert!
so there you have it..we got alcoholic tea, alcoholic lemonade, beer fests at the zoo, tequila parties at the Museum of Natural History..what next..are they gonna put alcohol in my milk? I can't drink a glass of milk without getting a buzz now? are they gonna add booze to the water supply, too? where does it stop?? shoppers? I want answers!!!
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