Bulletin: NewsPress targets new audience....14 year old girls!
In order to drum up more business, the piss poor News-Press has a new marketing strategy and it is a doozy! First, the paper will cover only washed up boy bands with no discernable musical talent! Saturday, the front page showcased the concert at the bowl with the New Kids on the Block... a group of goofy guys who plop around the stage and sing nonsense nursery rhymes to pre-pubescent teenage girls...THE FRONT PAGE!!
the NP said they will have a full review of the concert on Monday..ohhh goody goody!! The New Kids on the Block???
Fuck that shit..I like the Archies!!
Next, the News-Press hired a new operations manager and his name is Jughead..he has been working diligently to improve the online presence of the NewsPress.. the online edition hasn't been updated since April 1st...so hopefully Jughead can figure out what's going on...all I can see is a big black photo of nothing!!
and owls..more owl stories and more editorials about the mountain lion cubs...they had the SAME EDITORIAL TWO DAYS AGO about investigating Fish and Game..now they are on the defensive..this time, after I exposed them in an earlier post, they didn't have the confidence to mention the Animal Rescue Team or its members by name, instead calling them....a community
supported non-profit group..it was the editorial equivalent of putting a bag over their head out of embarrassment!
and lastly..Veronica has replaced the chubby receptionist in the NewsPress lobby....
In order to drum up more business, the piss poor News-Press has a new marketing strategy and it is a doozy! First, the paper will cover only washed up boy bands with no discernable musical talent! Saturday, the front page showcased the concert at the bowl with the New Kids on the Block... a group of goofy guys who plop around the stage and sing nonsense nursery rhymes to pre-pubescent teenage girls...THE FRONT PAGE!!the NP said they will have a full review of the concert on Monday..ohhh goody goody!! The New Kids on the Block???
Fuck that shit..I like the Archies!!Next, the News-Press hired a new operations manager and his name is Jughead..he has been working diligently to improve the online presence of the NewsPress.. the online edition hasn't been updated since April 1st...so hopefully Jughead can figure out what's going on...all I can see is a big black photo of nothing!!
and owls..more owl stories and more editorials about the mountain lion cubs...they had the SAME EDITORIAL TWO DAYS AGO about investigating Fish and Game..now they are on the defensive..this time, after I exposed them in an earlier post, they didn't have the confidence to mention the Animal Rescue Team or its members by name, instead calling them....a community
supported non-profit group..it was the editorial equivalent of putting a bag over their head out of embarrassment!and lastly..Veronica has replaced the chubby receptionist in the NewsPress lobby....
pour a little sugar on it honey!!
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