you wear it well...

it's getting funky pretty ugly out there....
uhh..there's some mighty odd people coming into town or coming out of the woodwork and I don't know what to say about them..it's like you're at the corner waiting for the light to change and some tardo comes up next to you and starts talking..hellooo, d ooyuo knoow whhhaaaatt tiiimmee itt iss....well, sure Dale, it's time for your meds!
but seriously, there are things you can do to make yourselves more presentable when you're out in public..what you look like in the privacy of your own home is not my concern, however when you're forcing me to look at you in the public arena, how about some effort in the wardrobe and make-up department! I see guys walking down the street looking like tatooed gorillas! Girls who look like Barbie dolls or Paris Hilton...and men with ponytails walking their dogs down State Street..how is that cool? Try that in East LA and see what happens...just because Santa Barbara is rich and mellow doesn't mean you won't get your ass kicked!!

Today, let's start with hairstyles!
there's two folks I'd like to highlight today (yuk yuk)..one is Crescent LoMonaco, a Carpinteria stylist who writes for the Independent askastylist...
her latest column could have been directed at Terry Tyler who writes tandem editorials for the News-Press with fellow moron Dr. Lanny Ebenstein... the title of Miss Crescent's column is "Animal Hair for your Head" where some guy asks her a question about using animal hair in a weave and she answers him: "Animal hair is very rarely used on its own, but is more often mixed with human hair. Several animals are good for use in making hair pieces. Among them are yaks, horses, sheep, and even goats, to name a few!"
I would add dogs to the list. Mr.Tyler looks to be a pretty photogenic guy. He has come up with a way to detract from baldness: instead of wearing glasses on your eyes, wear them on your head!! and and..and...stupifying!! hey, howzabout an ordinance against ugly people in Santa Barbara!!
Billy Baldwin..he's got a nice head of hair which he waved at the Board of Supes meeting on cell phone antennae proposal in Montecito..apparently Montecitans are upset that cell phone towers will turn your hair purple!! hey, why not get Billy to write some News Press editorials?? or Dr. John..he's got cool hair!

Now, I would like to remind everyone that Carp is an ag town but lately I'm seeing nail salons, pet stores and upscale eateries trying to do business here....while I support small businesses, I don't think we should encourage small-minded businesses, you know what I mean? Do you know how much pollution pet stores cause? How much destruction is caused by making dog food or lipstick and hairspray or expensive wine?? lots!!