I was listening to Bob Marley on KTYD this morning and started wondering why the News-Press
hasn't been knocking on my door asking me for an interview or taking my picture for a spot in the society section of the paper...I mean, I've done alot for the area, usually behind the scenes, but that shouldn't diminish my contributions to our wonderful sense of place, should it? I mean, fuckin-A, I'm a classy guy, too. Look at these folks being honored for being part of the Wildlife Care Network..we got Wendy's old pal Joe Cole and a bunch of others..one guy from the Chumash Casino even..hey check his papers cuz he looks illegal to me! These folks don't look like they have even seen a wild animal except maybe in SAKS...hanging on the coat rack!! a bunch of fatties!! and the Chumash funneled gambling profits to the SB Zoo!! that is sick...sick as a bunch of drunk monkeys!monkeysbiz
let's see, there's some others.. there's Mike Towbes who never
misses a photo op to tell you how rich he is....and some fashionistas from DVS..Domestic Violence Solutions, hosting a fundrasier entitled "Springtime at Tuscany"..how whimsical especially when your boyfriend puts his fist in your mouth.."I still can see, your pretty face..tho nowadays, it's gettin' hard to trace"...when the relationship gets bad, just fly off to Tuscany???I don't know, maybe I gotta go to charm school or something to get on the society page...
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