Montecito Gawk...

Meet Moron Montecito Fire Chief Wallace who says "cut down the big beautiful eucs on East Valley!"
I say NO WAY...these are landmark trees and there's nothing wrong with them!! Well, seven will be gone soon, the rest I will protect with my sword..the Sword of Damocles will hang over your head, Wallace!
"Does not Dionysius seem to have made it sufficiently clear that there can be nothing happy for the person over whom some fear always looms?"
Listen Wallace, you sapheaded lunk mutt goofy looking buck-toothed shit-fer-brains cretin , stick to fighting fires, fundraising or whatever the fuck else you do and leave these trees alone! Why don't you investigate the possible real reason for the Tea Fire.. was Westmont college holding an open house and encouraging prospective students to "hike the hills" on that day..and was there a big money donor who suddenly pulled her support for the school...you should check it out instead of cutting down trees in Montecito!!
When I read this in the Montecito Journal, I couldn't believe my eyes... Chief Moron Wallace told homeowners to maintain the trees or cut them down..the owners cut them down due to fire fears!! What a bunch of jackasses! These majestic trees have stood for years welcoming hawks and owls and butterflies and me as I drive the back roads, and now some asswipe from the Montecito fire district says we should fear them! If anything they would provide a fire break..no doubt Wallace was spreading misinformation about eucalyptus burning quicker than other trees..well, if you go up to Mountain Drive and check the Tea Fire aftermath on Coyote Rd, the eucs are the ones still standing....in other words, it's all a bunch of bullshit these officials feed to gullible homeowners in Montecito..now, the rest of the eucs on Highway 192 by Birnam Wood are still standing, and we need to stop this nitwit Wallace from cutting anymore down! and the homeowners who listened to him are to blame, too... they should have just trimmed them!! and Caltrans should not have issued the permit since these trees are home to protected species!! GODDAMMIT!!!
Montecitans should be outraged instead of afraid!
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maybe I should start an Earth First type militant eco underground and start dealing with these scumbags who suffer from speciesism..or something..
Speciesism is the assigning of different values or rights to beings on the basis of their species membership. The term was created by British psychologist Richard D. Ryder in 1973 to denote a prejudice against non-humans based on morally irrelevant physical differences. "I use the word 'speciesism'," he wrote in 1975, "to describe the widespread discrimination that is practised by man against other species ... Speciesism is racism, and both overlook or underestimate the similarities between the discriminator and those discriminated against."
Now, leave the rest of the trees alone or my scimitar will fall..and swiftly!!