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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Personality!

attention employees: staff meeting at 9:00 am

Wendy and Nipper..listen to me very carefully..I'm your boss cos I still buy your crappy paper and the customer is boss..that's me...but I gotta tell you: you need to get out of the news business...sell the News-Press and do something more befitting your talents..perhaps a food magazine or an animal rights weekly/monthly... and some of the front page stories by the Wormser twins, Marci and Garry, well, a 7th grader could have done a better job...let's face it, when Travis left, so did the personality of the paper..what you've got left is an owner and co publisher with no personality... and how can we love you if you ain't got no personality, dawg??

(You've Got) Personality
But over and over I'll be a fool for you`
cause you got

personality
Walk, personality
Talk, Personality

Smile, Personality
Charm, personality
Love, personality
now Travis had personality..a bad borderline personality, true, but at least we had someone to laugh at..now, I don't hear any laughter..there's one less bell to answer around De La Guerra Plaza! Your substitute guest opinions are shallow imitations of the great Travis...Lanny Ebenstein? C'mon..the guy's got as much personality as a piece of dog shit!
and Terry Tyler? check out this brilliant stab at logic!!
and your picks for mayor and city council didn't do so well..rightwingers who are passionately ignorant don't make good councilmembers...
Now, if you insist on staying in the news business, you both must have an opinion about something..and the News-Press is all about you, isn't it? the food stories, the animal stories, the fluff..well, why not do an opinion editorial and tell us what you think about things... I promise I won't laugh at first...if one or the other of you can't do it, then maybe both of you together can come up with a few paragraphs..and you know what, you don't have to be coherent..look at Thomas Sowell whose opinions you print often and who's a senior fellow at Stanford, Wendy's alma mater..see if you can make sense of his first few paragraphs in his latest article:
the Costs of Medical Care..
Although it is cheaper to buy a pint of milk than to buy a quart of milk, nobody considers that to be lowering the price of milk. Although it is cheaper to buy a lower quality of all sorts of goods than to buy a higher quality, nobody thinks of that as lowering the price of either lower or higher quality goods.
Yet, when it comes to medical care, there seems to be remarkably little attention paid to questions of both quantity and quality, in the rush to "bring down the cost of medical care."
There is no question that you can reduce the payments for medical care by having either a lower quantity or a lower quality of medical care. That has already been done in countries with government-run medical systems......

WTF is he talking about?? I don't know but neocons love him!
so Wendy and Nipper and all you neo-conservatives, drop the bullshit and how about a little fucking clarity for once in your lives...
I'll be waiting...

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