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Thursday, December 17, 2009

freedom's just another word...

for nothing left to lose...

Free Willy!
I'm all for rescuing and freeing Willy the Whale!! Call Julia #69 immediately!!
Free John Lackey!
finally the Red Sox did something right for a change! they got a pitcher who can last more than four innings!!
Free Barry!
Cappello celebrates all the money he's made protecting Wendy McCaw from justice... now Barry, regain your sense of self-worth and dignity and drop out of Wendy's pocket..the truth will set you free! and introduce me to the blonde!
Free Randy!!!
Given the laughs I've had watching Randy Quaid play Clark's hillbilly cousin in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie, I say we let him walk...Ty Warner has never made me laugh and as owner of the San Ysidro Ranch, charges too much for the rooms and Randy probably thought he was getting the $595 per night package instead of the $5995 package..an honest mistake..I would have withheld payment, too!!
and Ty has reduced the ranch to his own icky doll house..he's a sick rich faggy dude while Randy's a funny dude...and what about Ty's recent debt problems, why aren't the cops after him?? Well, the San Ysidro Ranch is listed as "Rosewood Resort Hotel"..the management co Ty hired to run the place..nothing like the personal touch, Ty!!
if you go...
San Ysidro Ranch, Affiliation Rosewood Hotels & Resorts, LLC

Opened 1893
Last Renovated 2005
Guest Rooms 41
Kings/Suites/Doubles 39 / 33 / NA
Room Rates Low $595- High $5,995
 
Breakfast Buffet $40Cont. $25-30
Lunch Buffet $45Plated $40
Dinner Buffet $75Plated $75
Coffee Break $15
2-Hour Open Bar $20
Free Ronny!!
as an astute reader pointed out, the Sunday News-Press opinions by Ron Meyer Jr are available for free somewhere online..Boy's Life, I think....
Free Gina..
and Gina was spotted on lower State St, drunk and singing to a lampost!
I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
CHORUS: Niggers, Spics and Queers,
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us niggers, spics and queers
But every night Jeramy would come around
And lay his money down
and don't forget to read the FREE El Mexicano..the News-Press owned Spanish rag with English classifieds!! that's called dual immersion!

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