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Saturday, September 5, 2009

attack of the Fuzzy Lumpkins!!

it's an abomination!! it's an outrage!!

When Dr. Laura resorts her old tricks of cheating and lying to get ahead, I am never surprised..that's the way her little brain is hardwired..most frauds are. So when she supported the scandal-plagued Operation Family Fund, was Cheerleader-in- Chief for Cheney's wars..
(it appears Bush had less of a role in his own presidency than previously thought), and last but not least, was caught cheating in some yacht races while blaming her crew, I knew I would NEVER read about in the local media..and I really don't know why. Is it because she wraps herself in the Flag and the local yokel media might seem unpatriotic? I hope not because false patriotism as displayed by Dr. Laura is the last refuge of a scoundrel...speaking of soundrels, joining Dr. Laura in all this flag waving/war mongering/phony patriotism is Harley Davidson in Carp..officially they are in SB County, but they are closer to Carp and too close to me for comfort...some of these little chicken fuckers install noisemakers on their bikes and ride around the neighborhood trying to impress me! Well.... nothing about this business impresses me. From the war rallies disguised as charity events, to the big American Flag (too big for the pole height..there is such a thing as flag etiquette and these folks would know better if they weren't Jesus freak religious morons)... two guys named Jedediah (I swear!) and Marty run this shop and these boys is straight from Pikeville, Kentucky...and now Carp has become home to the annual Hillbilly Days Festival!!
The latest stink from these people is a story about how they helped a Vietnam vet get a new motorcycle...
This well-scripted story appeared in the News-Press first. Then the Carp Coastal View printed the exact same story in an effort to prop up these two jokers: Dr. Laura and Marty, Jesus freak rightwinger owner of Harley Davidson....now why would these two seek publicity to show the public what caring folks they are? Harley has been trying to expand and build out their location by Santa Claus Lane; they have been opposed by locals and have teamed up with Dr. Laura before to hype their cause..this was when Dr. L was writing her News-Press column before she left in disgrace...
and, of course, Dr. Laura needs some positive local PR after she was caught cheating in previous yacht races and blaming her crew, for her support of the scandal- ridden Operation Family Fund...and on and on...so they gave a motorcycle to a disabled veteran and sent out press calls..and apparently the Coastal View fell for it....pathetic... and I'm still waiting for the Coastal View and News-Press to do stories on the yacht cheating incidents...still waiting...
ride Triumph Motorcycles..they are cooler!!
TRIUMPH
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle...

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