Randall Van Wolfswinkel, is a man He's made a fortune in Texas, ripping up the land
He's got the urban sprawl in His plans,
He's got the whole town in His hands.
He's got itty bitty Santa Barbara in His hands,
Does the Phantom of Montecito have a tan?
He's got some trust fund babies in His hands,
He's got the whole town in His hands.
He's got the sun and the rain in His hands,
He's got the Texas plains in His hands,
Sheila Lodge and CPA say he's a new world man,
He's got the whole town in His hands.
He's got the Santa Barbara News-Press in His hands,
He's got the high rise towers and in His plans,
He develops but he doesn't with His hands,
He's got the whole town in His hands.
He's got Frank and Dale and Mike in His hands,
Though Dale always claims he's never met the man
Though Dale always claims he's never met the man
Now that's something I just don't understand
He's got the whole.. town ...in.. His hands....
have mercy!!!
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