today, I feel like a pretty princess, a queen even! It's warm and sunny
and Christ has given me a beautiful sunrise!! and I giggle at life now...so what shall I do about this wonderful feeling that has come over me...let's see, first I shall go into Montecito and brunch at the San Ysidro Ranch, voted #1 hotel in America..luvvy Ty Warner owns it and even though he's in default on a few other ritzy properties, the Ranch is just tipsy! Next, I'll go over to dreamy Rob Lowe's house and watch his video collection..ohhh Robby... no wonder Wendy luvs you so...you're just so cute!!Next, I flit over to the new guarded and gated beach enclave/ community known as Sea Meadows and look for a homey home! I love rich people!!!
a stop at the Coral Casino for a little gambli
ng..hey where are the slots?? Where's the craps table..ohhh, this is not a real casino..silly me so I change into my bikini and take a swim in the big pool..so warm and wet..mmmmm! hey, over there is another celeb!! Oprah!!! no, just the maid, darn...I'm so refreshed I must go for a little walk on Butterfly Beach...down the pretty Ty-like stairs and away I go..the ocean is so beautif...what is..I stepped in something soft and gushy and smelly...whoops..happened again...yukky..and there it is again..I go into the water and wash it
off..nice and clean now....oh no..stepped in it again! oh well, that's ok, the doggies are soooo darling!! hey, it's Hilary Hauser from Heal the Ocean walking her dogs!! Hi Hilly!! how about some lunchy!! off to the Biltmore for crab salad and drinks!!Next stop ....the salon for nail treatments. and some girl talk...did you know that Montecito funnyman John Cleese, 70, has a new girlfriend who is 39!! John's daughter Camilla, 26, introduced the two at a San Francisco party! Love makes the world spin 'round..and so do all those margaritas I had at lunch! tis the season to soak SB in alcohol festivals!!
Viva La Fiesta!!
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