let's play media monopoly...

hey....the
News-Press is sponsoring a mayoral "debate"..joining the
News-Press will be
News-Press radio 1290, News-Press TV, News-Press owned El Mexicano freebie paper and the Neighborhood Defense League. If you recall,
News-Press friend and little pervert Rob Lowe used to be a member of the NDL, so I'm sure the league is also owned by the
News-Press! The
News-Press..geez, it's all about the
NewsPress isn't it...the
News-Press editorial department came up with a cute 'lil cut out form..what do you want to ask the candidates..you fill it out and send it in..or you can email questions back to ..guess where..THE
NEWS-PRESS..I'll just ask my Q's here,
S
teve Cushman: did you actually threaten to sit on other council members if they didn't agree with you??
Dale Francisco: does your illegal alien gay gardener also cut your hair, dude? Do you support SAFE STREETS, ie, keeping drunks off the road?
Isaac Garrett...hey man, did you know Isaac Hayes??
Who is the man who would risk his neck for his brotherman..SHAFT..can you dig it?? right on..you see this cat SHAFT is a bad mutha...shut your mouth....
Bob Hansen: rrytththdd dddkddddko AAAAAAWWHHK//#$%%&&&!!!!!!?????
Helene Schneider: would you stand up, take off your clothes and sing "Blue Velvet" for me...this is the only thing that will erase the Light Blue Line stain from your record...
light blue lines won't save you..better save yourself..or you'll be swimming, with the little fishes...
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