Wednesday's News-Press had an interesting article so I had to scrounge through the recycle bin (hey, I'm green!) to find it...I was looking for page 2 and Bob Keiding's column "Scuttlebutt"..I had heard there was a big editorial error..Keiding is the old man who sails, writes about the sea and is friends with Dr. Laura who, as you can see from the picture, is boozing it up lately!
So the article was titled "British woman rows across Indian Ocean"...so I read it and I read it again and then a third time..and it doesn't make a lick of sense! First of all, it has nothing about the woman who rowed her boat across the Indian ocean; the first paragraph explains what "scuttlebutt" means in nautical terms...it means gossip..then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culturethen the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culturethen the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culture then the next eight paragraphs repeat some nonsensical jive about waterfront gossip and culturethanks to Bob and Doug for this link
thanks to Bob and Doug for this link
thanks to Bob and Doug for this link
thanks to Bob and Doug for this link
thanks to Bob and Doug for this link
thanks to Bob and Doug for this link
toronto
which leaves me to ponder..who's watching the ship?
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