Browning Allen used to work for Carpinteria and tried so hard to mess up the city, he got shouted out of town. Now he works for the City of Santa Barbara as Transportation Engineer..and he's made more than a few goofs..better your city than mine!The council meeting was full of rich parody and I didn't have to lift a finger! Mayor Blum has mastered the art of herding speakers quickly to and from the microphone..good job!
The public comment segment had many speaking against the proposed intersection changes and, to my glee, two people whom I've highlighted recently..right before my very eyes, in close proximity to each other..Lanny Ebenstein, who rambled on with some self important babble about his philosophy about life, and sitting in the front row taking notes, was Gina Perry..she looked like a friggin' hooker! She was fidgeting, looking around, making sexy faces for the camera and quite franky, giving me a boner..I gotta meet this psycho..and I expect a story in her Daily Sound column about the meeting on Thursday to confirm my sighting...then there was Frank Hotchkiss, a failed candidate for city council and a boozer, it looks like..I've seen poor Frank driving around town in an old black Porsche with no front license plate..poor Frank! LOSER!! the Santa Barbara News-Press says these meetings are a waste of time, but that's just an excuse so they don't have to talk face to face with the council cos they're chicken, but not so the 50 folks who showed up to speak...
Now, should the city undertake reimaging the intersection in question? No...the less you mess with traffic, the better..especially when there's no history of problems here..
and you can save money by reducing the city traffic staff and committees before someone shouts them out of town....
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