My Crazy Cabal..

what's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding??

why should the reprobates at the NewsPress be the only ones with a cabal? I've decided to come up with my own enemies list..people, places and things I consider my enemies and put them on notice that a war will ensue..I'll be watching them like a hawk!
here's a list of my enemies, with a bonus analysis of their personality disorders!

~Wendy Wendy Wendy.. a fraud, a witch, a parasite, an ugly muthafuckin woman, a business disaster...thinks her role as boss is playing nurse to a bunch of trained seals! she's a narcissist meaning she has a grandiose feeling of self-importance mixed with feelings of inferiority!
~the News-Press..for what it's worth..NOTHING!
~Nipper..never send a boy to do a man's job...very passive aggressive...works very hard to find ways NOT to do what is expected of him!
~Travis..the biggest brown-noser in the County..thinks he has his hands on the pulse of the city, but we know where his hands have been... a histrionic disorder...self-dramatization and exaggerated displays of false emotion..it's manipulative, aimed at attracting attention and sympathy!
~dogs..flea ridden little shitbags!
~President Obama..made a joke at the expense of the Special Oympics...what a retard!
~Mick Von Caw..I'm my own worst enemy sometimes, and I have to take it out on you..sorry
~Dr Dan Secord.. after delivering his share of babies into the world, this ugly old bald fuck needs to die...panders to the NewsPress and rich people like a pimp, not a doctor..antisocial..irritable and aggressive..an angry old dude!
~Dr Lanny Ebenstein..what the fuck, is everybody a doctor now?? Lanny gave money to the Armendariz city council campaign and now they work together at the SBCTA! Lanny has an obsessive compulsive disorder meaning he has an obsessive preoccupation with trivial details, lists, rules and the mechanics of efficiency to the point that he himself has become inefficient..just read some of Lanny's posts on local blogs and you'll see!
~Dr Laura.. what the fuck, is everybody a doctor now?? I need a separate post to deal with her!
~Carp Councilman Joe Armendariz..I watch Joe like I watch a snake...Joe has a Borderline Personality Disorder..impulsive and self-destructive; has trouble finding a secure identity and is heavily dependent on others to help him find his purpose...
~the Chumash.."don't use stereotypes" chant the Chumash..unless they are advertising the Casino!
~the Santa Barbara County Tea Party..some weird off-shoot of SBCTA?
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~Timmy Buckley/Montecito Journal..if you suck on your daddy's wang long enough, he'll let you run the paper, which is nothing more than a wannabe society rag for the botox set..see Timmy, wut you got is an Oedipus complex in reverse..yer messed up dude! Get out of the house and get a real job, then you will understand the working class!
If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him.