Strawberries, Cherries....

and an angel's kiss in spring

Dr. Laura Jailed!
serves time in Santa Barbara County Jail for her role in the Operation Family Fund fraud...inmates call her "little mama"..she passes the time now counseling pregnant unwed gang members...and she designs and makes her own jewelry! She also is a big fan of Charles Manson..calls herself one of Charlie's Angels and makes a Charlie face when her cellie makes a doo doo...
Radio Nowhere
Thank god for small favors. O'Reilly has announced that, due to an "unsustainable work schedule", he will discontinue his daily talk radio program and devote himself full-time to the television O'Reilly Factor. O'Reilly's radio show ranked 13th in the country (in a 3-way tie for ninth, following three two-way ties 'above' him) , drawing 1/4 of Rush Limbaugh's audience. Stallone is a Bill fan..and a plactic surgery fan, it appears..
NOTE TO BILLY
the radio station dropped you because of your miserable ratings.

Bonus..
Wall Street execs doled out $18 billion in bonuses while they were asking for a bailout!! what a work ethic these morons have!
fuck the bonus..give me a salary and benefits that are meaningful, low insurance premiums, and a career that allows growth and satisfaction and most importantly, a real savings plan.. or I could be a tee shirt saleman.. a daytrader.. a casino bus driver..a newspaper editor... no, I'd rather work for the government...duh

My emails exposed:
Starbuck's emailed me: Which tastes better they ask: Starbuck's or Dunkin Donuts coffee...fuck that shit..7/11 rules!!
Dunhill Cruises emailed me: Norwegian Cruise Line is offering an incredible deal available only from select travel agents in the country. Contact the agency at the above number for more information and reservations. The offer is so hot, it's not on any website and is only valid until midnight February 3rd. The offer combines several different added benefits so you can build your ultimate cruise vacation. Please make sure you ask for promo code: TGDUNHILL.
some guy named Shawn emailed me, to blame me for something: Listen Mick, you will have no one but yourself to blame if you do not takeone of my Internet Business In A Box packages today. I am giving them away,and you can have one, but I have less than 200 to give away....So yes, it will be YOUR fault if you don't get one.
guilty as charged...